theoppositeofwarisntpeace: starkidlovelove: Lindsay Carpenter can’t. omfg lindsay
coolestgirl-: WHY DO HIS ARMS AND HANDS LOOK SO TINY I AM CONCERNED
softpork: yeah the 90’s were so great i loved having to get off the internet because my parents needed to use the phone
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID yeah
At least we're still sailors.
hypo-allergenic: anarb: the-absolute-funniest-posts: imagenaryfriend: Harry Potter as a teen comedy… Now that was brilliant. forever reblog. YES!
She had the sort of broad and guileful smile in which you couldn’t help but...– An Abundance of Katherines by John Green (via alyeskay0ung)
12.9 year old: mum can i have an xbox or some books
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Brian: There was one day when someone farted and we couldn't figure out who it was
Nick: It was a really terrible fart that no one would own up to
Matt: But it was a really terrible fart that happened when everyone was dancing
Nick: Dancing and crouched down and the fart was right up in their mouth and nose level
Brian: But I think we used out deductive powers and figured out that it was Julia
Joe: Julia Albain!
Brian: It's not our fault she farted!
Nick and Matt: It's not 100% guaranteed...but...
Brian: BUT YOU CAN PRINT THAT!
Matt: It just seems that everyone else would own up to a fart
Nick: Or at least... or at least, you know... if Meredith was gonna fart she would go and poke her butt out the door
Brian: She would say "I'm going to fart" and she'd leave
Nick: Meredith always lets you know when she's farting
Matt: I feel like Dylan would be proud of it...
Nick: Jim would be really proud of that fart... especially, Jim would, like especially, Jim would purposely fart when everyone is crouching down
Brian, Matt and Joe: Yeah